so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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