There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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