I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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