I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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