At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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