I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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