i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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