They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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