i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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