***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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