What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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