He asked me if I "almost moaned"
either way he was missing a nipple.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
