I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"