Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
seriously i just wanna be friends
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard