i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?