2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
