Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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