He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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