check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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