How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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