I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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