i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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