i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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