WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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