My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
sex in a hospital.. check
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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