I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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