i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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