See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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