I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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