all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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