I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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