I'm so fucking centered right now
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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