Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
