Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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