Dual....:-)
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You pole danced in your parka.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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