I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I FOUND THE LEGS
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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