Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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