I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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