Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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