I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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