38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My vagina is officially offended.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
