There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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