is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
