The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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