Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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