This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
