Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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