We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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