that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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