We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just saw a hot homeless man
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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