He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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