Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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