what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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