Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
COCAINE IS GR8
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