You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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