so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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