so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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