He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
