ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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