But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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