69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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